Sex joke Hahahahaha…..
Dear Doctor, I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years, and having a child each year, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are absolutely useless. After getting married I was told to use the “Rhythm Method.” Whilst trying the [...]
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]
Continue reading …Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You [...]
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your [...]
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There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women. Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream. The black guy goes in a comes out [...]
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Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed. In the morning, the guy on the right said “I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob” The guy on the left replied “That’s weird so did I” Finally, the guy in the middle [...]
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says [...]
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A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends ask him why he doesn’t want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies… “Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea” So what say the friends, flip her over. “Well, she [...]
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